I have to say — no, not patting myself on the back, here — that I really just enjoyed the fuck out of this particular #HashTagGame, #JudgementalFortuneCookies

Perhaps that says something about me, but who cares (except some sentient cookie out there)?
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Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #MeerMittwoch
9: #susancrawford
8: #rip
7: #corybooker
6: #valkilmer
5: #judgementalfortunecookies
4: #Switch2
3: #nintendo
2: #nintendoswitch2
1: #nintendodirect

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"Looks like you shouldn't be indulging in cookies of any kind"

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"The 80s called; they want your hairstyle back."
--Lao Tzu

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You will never wonder what life was spent for this fleeting amusement

"You will inherit a large sum of money.
So maybe tip a little better this time?"

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"Each of these cookies has 107 calories. Just sayin'."

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Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!

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Another Chinese takeaway, Tubby? #JudgementalFortuneCookies #HashtagGames

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Shhh. Feet don't belong in your mouth.

Never turn down a mint.
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I know what #NetflixComic #transphobe you watched last night. Fortune Cookie says you could've watched #FortuneFeimster, dumbass

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How many of me telling you to NOT vote republican do you have to eat before you grow a brain???

You will become an actual ally when you stop treating other people like they’re less than you and in need of your support, and start treating them like your equal.

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You've eaten too many cookies

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Your butt will perhaps appear enlargened in that.

You may be bisexual in the sense that your track record with women implies you're gay and your fashion sense implies you're straight.

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Near is the day when people will stop asking, "Is your hair on purpose?”

#AbFab #RubyWax
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"There is still time to choose a different path."

(A friend of mine actually got that one once.)

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Here you fortune cookie message:
"You tendency to criticize ai soon reflect back on you."