[13:38] Nickie Quaid named to start Limerick’s Championship opener just five months after tearing cruciate ligament

Limerick have named Nickie Quaid to start their opening Munster Championship game against Tipperary despite only suffering a torn cruciate ligament in the middle of November.

https://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/hurling/nickie-quaid-named-to-start-limericks-championship-opener-just-five-months-after-tearing-cruciate-ligament/a1559640465.html

#Limerick #NickieQuaid #MunsterChampionship #Tipperary #themiddleofNovember

There was an old man on a bench
Who created a terrible stench
He had hairs up his nose
Where grass sometimes grows
And his wife was a stupid old wench

1's are white, and 5's are pink,
10's yellow and 20's green, I think.
50's are blue, 100's are tan,
But 500's are orange.
There's no natural rhyme for orange.

#limerick (I'll mortgage a cheap purple deed.)
The cash is just what I need!)
(What am I thinkin?!
Oh! Too much drinkin!)
(Fake dough can't buy me no weed!)

#haiku You've been sent to Jail
You must proceed directly
Kiss two bills goodbye

(Luxury) Taxman

#MonopolyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Kaktus im Wald

Den Kaktus im Wald ich als seltsam betone,
zumal er hier liegt in gemäßigter Zone.
Auch das Liegen ist falsch
sowie sein Flaschenhals.
Besser wäre, wenn er das Altglas bewohne.

#Lyrik #Gedicht #Poesie #Limerick @Durcheinanderin

“Room 1107, Morning Light”
Not a bad way to start the day—sun just catching the glass, the bridges still dreaming, and the city quietly waking up.
Sometimes it’s enough just to stand still and look.
#photography #limerick #sunrise

Der skeptische Finne (fünfteilig)

Diese fünf Limericks entstanden in einem Discord-Chat von @skeptix_ev im Austausch mit einem anderen Skeptiker. Er möchte anonym bleiben.

Die Limericks erzählen eine kleine Geschichte. Sie sind hier als Antworten angehängt.

Today in Labor History April 14, 1919: Workers in Limerick, Ireland, initiated a General Strike against the British military occupation. They ran the city as a soviet for two weeks. Workers printed their own newspaper and issued their own currency, which local businesses accepted. They also regulated food supplies to keep prices low and prevent profiteering. Numerous other soviets were created during the Irish War of Independence.

The Limerick Soviet (Sóivéid Luimnigh) was one of a number of self-declared Irish soviets that were formed around Ireland around 1919. The Limerick Soviet existed for a two-week period from 14 to 27 April 1919. At the beginning of the Irish War of Independence, a general strike was organised by the Limerick Trades and Labour Council... 1/2

Now golf is a challenging game;
With my eye on the ball I takes aim
Then I swivels and pivots
And THWACK!! Up fly divots
Again and again to my shame

Just wanted to share these really cool early #BronzeAge flint daggers from the #HuntMuseum in #Limerick. They look like they were never used and if I made something that nice I wouldn’t want to use it either! #archaeology

The air quality sensors have been reporting poor air at the following locations:
Abbeyfeale, #Limerick 68µg/m³ high

Limerick Ditty
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/04/10/limerick-ditty/

[09:16] Man (30s) arrested by gardai investigating organised crime gang in Limerick

A man has been arrested by gardai investigating an organised crime gang operating in Limerick.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-30s-arrested-by-gardai-investigating-organised-crime-gang-in-limerick/a823271056.html

#Limerick