OMG this is the most Bellevue thing I've seen since someone was tagging "Bellevue Wives Matter" in 2020.
Non-local context: Bellevue is a posh suburb that sucks. It's also built on land that was stolen from Japanese-Americans during the internment in WWII. It was extremely productive farmland and orchards and now it is a shitty mall with people who apparently pour gas on snow.
I admit this isn't directly related but I'm contractually obligated (by ethics & by my heart) to talk shit about Bellevue.
Fucking "Olde Towne Bellevue" fuck that shit.
The whole city is from like the 50's 60's and the "Olde Towne" part is a modern pedestrian mall suck my diiick