daddy gliz the cartomancer @senzubean@kolektiva.social

ok here's my #introduction

i'm bean, you can also call me senzu. i'm non binary, 25 and pissed off about basically everything. i enjoy retro games, anime, looking at the clouds, skateboarding, writing, and being right. green anarchism, nice shit for everybody, and self actualization are what i'm about.

landlords aren't scared enough for my liking

✨🧪🕳

jeff bitchos, zuckerbitch, joe bidet,

krabby patty covered in tears

kisses for u when u see this

*roommate knocks at bathroom*
me: im pissing up in here

almost said this backwards lmaoo

i ordered a cat backpack and a money gun

let’s do a mad lib rn

not trying to be swole lite anymore we’re on the way to swole 3D

too many options

sometimes im on stage dancing and i just wanna pee 💛

thinking about the poops that make your eyes roll back

im experiencing some stripper drama its weird

you ever feel like you’ve been sitting on the toilet long enough to get a world record

my ears be ringing

last night at the club sucked so bad but i was super cute

i miss you all, i’ve been suffering under capitalism but i am going to the gym again and i work at a vegan restaurant and im still stripping and i have a cat and idk dreams i guess

i literally just scrolled to last year for this