daddy gliz the cartomancer @senzubean@kolektiva.social

ok here's my #introduction

i'm bean, you can also call me senzu. i'm non binary, 25 and pissed off about basically everything. i enjoy retro games, anime, looking at the clouds, skateboarding, writing, and being right. green anarchism, nice shit for everybody, and self actualization are what i'm about.

landlords aren't scared enough for my liking

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jeff bitchos, zuckerbitch, joe bidet,

when the song is shorter than 3 min you know it’s gonna slap

i got the first ones hehe

beautiful boots, yearning

me: is extremely baked

hi everyone i love mastodon i’m glad im here even tho i still gotta move smh lmao

Lo hicimos, we did it joe

if your hands shake all the time ur sexy 😏

but also i hate social media for like feeling bad when no one says anything 🙃 like ik i look good lol

it’s funny how when i break something it’s usually because i was twerking

me? im fucking walking paradox like sasquatch swagggin in a pair a docs. where im from either u banging blue or you afraid of cops. fiends asking where to cop, kids asking where they pops

smh now i have to update my dating apps to say i’m bald now so i can continue ignoring everyone unless i want to give them a complement

in a hot new relationship w myself. it’s very sexy

love being me

um wtf apparently im 5’3

they’re longer than the hairs on my head except for my rat tail lmaooo

i squeezed out too much hair moisturizer out of muscle memory so i put it on my pubes