Mars @mars@kolektiva.social

Toot toot motherfuckers

Anyone watching WandaVision? #tv

Who knows about United Nuclear ( https://unitednuclear.com/ )? A 90s lookin' ass site with all sorts of edgy but (generally) safe science stuff. Want a small bit of yellow cake uranium? not even that expensive. Uranium spiked mugs? They glow in UV! They've been great since I was a kid, I'm about to buy some uranium just for fun

#DIY #Science #Nostaliga

Farting in my boss's chair Day Ten
Y'all can Call me Vladimir Pootin'

Others must join my Quest. Fart in the chairs of your oppressors! Small acts of resistance are mental health. Deny them the respect they crave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnwKPzJ5nBA

Farted in my boss's char Day Nine

Fuck it, I finally did it. I'm making pandemic sourdough. I hope? we'll see if it gets bubbly tomorrow. equal parts unbleached bread flour and water

Farted in my boss's chair Day Eight

I fucked up my phone trying to update LineageOS lol, I think I can still fix it #mobilerepair

become the monster republicans think you are

Indie Band Name: The Frozen Burrito Praxis

Farted in my boss's chair like 5 times, Day Seven #frozenburritopraxis

#memes

Hold up, MC Hammer is a comrade?

#Music

I need some more diverse content, I don't wanna be the fart guy (but it is a burden I am willing to shoulder)

Farting in my boss's chair Day Six
(few hours late 'cause i forgot to post, it was a real doozy tho)