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Forgot today but I'm calling a mulligan! This isn't Alcoholics Anonymous and I ain't starting over

(Sundays are slow as fuck and it's easy to just fuck around on the fun computer all day and forget to do anything, I am a dictator on Tropico 6)

I love seeing the royal family fall apart

Day 14, no funny quips, I'm tired...

TIRED OF CAPITALISM!

I have a lazy coworkers who sleeps in Boss Chair a lot on Saturdays, he does not know of my plan, so I have to trick him into working and swoop in for the attack. He's a wannabe DJ and anti-masker and I think he has unsafe parties. These farts are dedicated to him as well as my boss!

Today's an unlucky number for my boss's chair! Day 13

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this sounds like a desperate attempt for attention and i disavow it, but fav all my shit anyway

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some favs will get a pic of the chair in question. many favs will get a pic of my coworker sleeping in it, with a covid mask over his eyes, not knowing my plot.

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Day 12 and i'm keeping it going as long as i get favs!

I'm new, what's some stuff I can do for , as far as personal rituals? I'm not technically but their holidays seem cool and I'm open minded. Pagan holidays seem more grounded in nature and science

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Day 11! Off tomorrow but I'll keep my fans updated

It's called The Pizza Spot and it's in what I like to call the Green Corridor aka Harbor Gateway, a small strip of land down Western that connects LA to the Port of LA, and therefor is unincorporated county land, and has all the weed stores because of less rules.

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Indian Pizza. No joke. it's some random hole in the wall that just opened by my weed store. Halal bbq kababs and pizza. I got chicken tikka pizza with garlic pepper drizzle

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We have all collectively asked, and begged for these scraps for so long. That our children are even starting to join us.

2003 Anti-war
2007 Fight for 15
2011 Student debt Cancellation
2014 BLM
2015 Universal healthcare
2016 Abolish ICE

It is now 2021, and they STILL say it's too soon for anyone of these issues.

Now they have you beging for $1,400

They will not give you your bread, instead we must take the whole bakery.

Outdoor cats are terrible for native ecosystems, and if your dog is small enough to get eaten by a coyote, keep it inside. Coyotes were here first. Let them do their thing, maybe native bird and rodent species will recover.

You expect me to fart in my boss's chair, on this, the day of my brother's wedding? I farted in a greek orthodox church instead

Who knows about United Nuclear ( unitednuclear.com/ )? A 90s lookin' ass site with all sorts of edgy but (generally) safe science stuff. Want a small bit of yellow cake uranium? not even that expensive. Uranium spiked mugs? They glow in UV! They've been great since I was a kid, I'm about to buy some uranium just for fun

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