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Death 

Guillotine, Guillotine, bring out the Guillotine & free yourselves from sadness!

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Always say the quite part out loud.
It shows people who you really are.

Something is seriously wrong if we won't overthrow the fascists.

A small law change in some countries leads to a siege to the capitol by its own citizens.

What the fuck are we doing.

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Taking a prolonged break from any & all protesty stuff.

All people are doing is standing around in psuedo circles & yelling.

I'm gonna go do actual worthwhile shit henceforth.

I'm tired.

sexual language 

Precinct, precinct, fill it up with peen cream.

--Anon

(sorry not sorry)

*glares at fridge*

*glares at stove*

*stomach grumbles*

Me : "I'm gonna lay in bed instead of fixing this predicament."

I just installed snapchat...
Why did I do this to myself...

ALSO HOLY SHIT IT CAN DO SO MUCH.

Apple take notes!

Working on writing an article about my thoughts on something that I can show to my English teacher is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Is it still plagiarism if I thought it up myself and didn't know it existed elsewhere 😭

Uhg lmao.

Back to the drawing board I guess.

WHY ARE SPORTS BRAS SO EXPENSIVE.

I tried to get a sports bra at a store today.

MFs wanted $23 for a SHITTY quality sports bra.

I wanna have summer attire :*(

Sex 

Today, there were three flakers.
I used a dildo instead.

Still sad about it tho...

Death 

And yes, this is meant to be sung.
Sing it loud, sing it proud.

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Death 

Guillotine, Guillotine, bring out the Guillotine & free yourselves from sadness!

I hate mothers day cause I can't be a mother lol

Fml

I'm a yummy yummy gummy wummy.

Plz someone punish me now lol

I'm high don't @ me.

There's a person I think is cute on fedi. Phey are vewy cute, yes phey are UwU

Gun noises 

To the people who drive cars that sound like guns.

FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU!

Some of us have really bad trauma related to that sound.

Please... for fucks sake... Get that shit fixed.

Or if it's on purpose... get yourself fixed.

Sex - Horny on main 

Someone plz rail me.
Like seriously.

No gentle fucking.
Just rail me.

I think I'm gonna cry myself to sleep lol

Today is already shit... and then this happens...

why pickle gods... WHY

Whoever invented sweet pickles needs a stern talking to.

I bought pickles and now I'm sad...

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