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1994 #AlbumBowl CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

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posting "punch nazis" on twitter: banned for inciting violence

posting "punch nazis" on mastodon: gaining the respect of the admin

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Garak: I am what you might call a combat escalator.
Garak: A specialist trained in escalating even the most minor debates to the brink of total savagery.

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omg so

thanks to tvtropes i learned about this racing game called "buck up and drive"

it has pride flags on some of the billboards during races

there's an option to toggle them off

BUT...!

trying to turn them off doesn't actually get rid of them

instead, it turns EVERY billboard into a pride flag

lmao

gaymingmag.com/2022/01/buck-up

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petition for everyone to spell out some part of "MTG" so I know whether I'm about to open a content warning for some dork-ass shit about a trading card game (hell yeah) or some obnoxious shit about the us federal government (ugh)

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Ha, I stumbled across this website looking for an image from a fake movie within a movie (Merrily We Dance, in Hail, Caesar!) and it's very good

Also, what a great name for it

nestflix.fun/

I have emotional motion sickness
Somebody rip the Phoebe Bridgers from my hands
We all already know what would happen
If I surrender to the sound

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"no politics" is a farce. the personal is political, remember?

"no politics" just means "don't make me question my belief system."

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These fundraising emails are becoming indistinguishable from mastodon shitposts

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Becoming more jokerfied as I read about qualified opportunity zone, DC Zone, and empowerment zone

I fixed my bathroom drain! Victory! (until the next time it clogs, which will probably be in another 9 months or so)

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@t54r4n1 Sail cargo is a thing that's gotten going again in the last 5-10 years. The Ceiba is a wooden schooner that people are building in Costa Rica for sail cargo and to help get the locals trained up in amazing skills. Once it's built it'll help with building the local economy with small scale trade.

youtube.com/channel/UCGuBI8Gqm

https://www.sailcargo.inc/

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When USI solicits your feedback you tell them to expand to North Minneapolis and Phillips and to stop redlining their service.

How have i entered this twilight zone where I know about makeup techniques and setting spray but my wife who has used makeup for 20 years does not?

It's kinda awesome. Gender norms can fuck right off, I have no use for them!

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I learned recently that the theme to Steven Universe uses the same chord progression as the chouses to Radiohead's Creep AND Bowie's Space Oddity and my mind was expanded on that day.

Bodily fluids and pets 

God damnit, it wasn't bad enough that my dog woke me up at 4 by barfing all over the living room. It was because he had eaten literal shit and then barfed shit in my house. 😫

This is why I no longer have carpeting.

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Minneapolis teachers are on strike. Education funding in the state is all fucked up (as I'm sure is true in most states). It probably doesn't require saying, but teachers are overworked and underpaid.

Here is their strike fund. mft59.org/strike-fund

@t54r4n1 hey I logged on and saw your new nick, congratu-effin-lations! Very happy for you.

What does being your gender mean to you? Why are you your gender?

I'm curious for some perspectives on this. I would go first, but right now I don't have a goddamn clue what mine is.

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