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Going into Target with a shopping list is foolishness. It is hubris. Target will tell you what you need. Target always knows what you need.

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Hey folks I regret to inform you that tomorrow is, in fact, another day. We are aware of the issue and are trying to resolve it as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.

I can’t remember who expressed interest way back when in a discord coven but I finally made one if you’re still interested

Ending my prayers with “respect goes both ways, buckaroo!”

Everyone come back I can’t stand all the other apps and I’m still chasing that high from the great mastodon migration last December

No offense girl but let’s get a bungalow together and make lavender eucalyptus soap and kiss

My headcanon is that in the Battle of the Orb Mothers, Marianne Williamson would absolutely body Doreen Virtue.

Just thinking about how, at any given time, you’re just carrying around 20lbs of bones

Bisexual femmes in relationships with cis men do not exist. We are urban legends. The jers-GAY devil, if you will. BI-foot. Breast of Exmoor. Chupamujeres.

Personally I think it’s cool that decades of groundbreaking technological advancements have resulted in me being able to carry a rectangle full of pictures of my dog with me everywhere I go

I have yet to find a problem I can’t dye my hair about

Wait I don’t know anyone’s last names so whoever just helped me out so fucking much please dm me so I can send you a thank you package from my shop. I’m honestly in tears, you have no idea how grateful I am. 😭

My granny always said “People will suit themselves” and my dad always said “No good deed goes unpunished” and I am learning that maybe some points were being made

Does playing the supermarket checkout game in Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing count as being a gamer

Remember when I used to come on here and drop a hot shitpost

For anyone who might also be a LinkMe beta tester: Deleting my LinkMe account in response to a number of appalling anti-Asian posts being shared by its creator and I would highly suggest that you do the same. I’m not supporting someone who condones the violence that keeps my partner up at night.

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