I made the mistake of diving into the world of flashlights.

The town is down. Where has it gone? I dunno, probably eaten by a grue

Here's some good news: rush limbaugh is rotting from the inside out

Trump might not die, but chris christie is an acceptable compromise.


Imagine you've been shot and someone gave you cocaine to make your last moments enjoyable, and you'll have a bit of insight into what's going on in Trump's body right now.

He's fucking cooked. He's dying. His insides are rotting from the plague. He's fried on some of the strongest clinical steroids available. His body is a 93 geo metro running on race fuel and nitrous. 3/3

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>“I want to get to you what I got and I’m going to make it free,” Trump said.

>“It wasn’t your fault that this happened, it was China’s fault, and China is going to pay a big price [for] what they’ve done to this country. China’s going to pay a big price, what they’ve done to the world. This was China’s fault.

>“I feel, like, perfect, so I think this was a blessing from God that I caught it,” he said. “This was a blessing in disguise.”

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Article from the South China Morning Post


Words from a perfectly healthy and sane person:

>Speaking effusively about the medications that made him feel “great” – in particular an experimental antibody therapy known as REGN-COV2 developed by American biotechnology company Regeneron – Trump said in a video posted to Twitter that he wanted to speed up availability of the drug for Covid-19 patients.

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alright, fess up, who replaced trump's bronzer with a bowl of dog shit?

You're not in trouble, we just need to know who did it.

{...cont} Pentagon brass has been infected. A shitbag politician just went on national TV coughing like he'd been maced, by all appearances he was *dying of the plague* and he was using his last breaths to talk shit about about biden.

There's no way Pence hasn't been exposed. With how much Republicans grease hands, i wouldn't be surprised if a majority of the Republican apparatus is infected.

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Is this what the high speed collapse of a nation looks like?

It feels like for the past few months, it's been a constantly accelerating sequence of failures.

And the last few days, it's gone from every week demonstrating a new failure of the state, to every day, multiple times per day, demonstrating a new failure.

Trump is cooked. He's high as a kite demanding that comes put a stimulus bill for billions in front of him *today*



Who would have thought that getting Trump to kill himself would be so trivial?

This is some mask of the red death shit out here.

social media meta, genitals/swearing 

Twitter: tweets
Mastodon: toots
Pleroma: twats

A few days ago I was skeptical that trump's covid diagnosis was anything more than an act to garner sympathy.

I'm glad to see that my suspicions were proven wrong.

Trump is rotting from the inside.

Trump is dying, this very minute, of catastrophic bilaterial pneumonia, caused by a plague that he is responsible for unleashing upon the country that he is ostensibly responsible for.

I don't believe in "higher powers" or "karma" or any of that bullshit.

But if there was ever any such thing as justice, this might be it.

Knowing that Trump, right this minute, is dying and miserable, that just gives me hope for the future.

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