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ofc its always when you dont pay for it that you end up needing the mummy insurance

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me: id like to make more friends
also me: proceed to knowledge dump onto unsuspecting neurotypical for waaaay too long
also also me: i wish i could keep more friends

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jerking off inside the locker the bullies shoved me in. who really won this battle

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I am looking at a copy of that 1983 CIA report about using specific audio frequencies and guided meditation to escape the bounds of time and space. I wish the CIA spent their entire budget on this bullshit, instead of on anything and everything else that they have ever done.

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guy fieri walking his chili dogs down the streets of flavortown

i wander cornfields at night so i can get abducted by a u.f.o., cuz if anyone has that absolute babe mothman's digits, it would be them

u.s. state enforced child abuse, proposed laws 

cool cool the state of texas is proposing (and lets be honest will probably succeed) changing their child abuse laws to include parents or guardians that support their trans or intersex children and would result with the guardians going to prison for child sex abuse and the child being kidnapped and imprisoned by the state... this has always been america and it always will be until this empire is completely destroyed

legiscan.com/TX/text/SB1646/id

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BOISE REPORTBACK: Turns out the White Lives Rally did not turn out the way the organizers hoped it would.

i thinking about starting a cult. not for any power, clout, or money, but because i want to build an amazing wardrobe and have people call me Goddess Earthfire, Defender of the Astral Realm.

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training a dolphin to have snobbish music opinions

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kink goof 

fuck subposting i wanna see some domposting

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Scientisrs have discovered beimg online makes your brain stronger, more girthy,, actually

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dodging the taxes as they're thrown at me

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